Drunken messages

I call our answering machine 3 out of every 4 times I drink. I don't know why I do it, I think I just enjoy annoying my sleeping boyfriend rambling to Boyfriend even though he's dead asleep. I never let him delete the messages. When I clean off the answering machine, I listed to my drunken messages and laugh hysterically.

The worst part is that even when I'm sober, they somehow make sense to me. I guess that doesn't say a whole lot for me.